what is flurge, flurg, flerge, flirge, flurj?

I sometimes search for few meanings of odd words in the internet.  Some words struck me when i saw articles related to SNL or saturday night live show.  I am betting almost everybody is searching for these words.  That is why you stumbled upon this page.


It was a skit from Saturday Night Live last September 13th, 2008 wherein actresses played two senators as politicians, a senator and governor who addressed an audience from a podium. It was in the script that people should stop calling her a - not a good acronym) and the other actress said that people should not call her “Flurge” or “Flirj.”  She also said that she had googled it and she knew what it meant and it was not nice.


So what is the meaning of these words? I have searched the word flurge and found that one  definition was “A cross between a flush and purge,”  In a sentence, it would go like “I flurged the wax from my ears.”But then again, there is no such word. It does not exist in a dictionary.  If ever you would find another meaning to flurge, flurg, flerge, flirge, flurj, kindly post your definitions below.

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30 Responses to “What is Flurge, Flurg, Flerge, Flerg or Flerj?”

  1. John Harrington Says:

    Fake Language Undermining Real Gramma

  2. becky Says:

    i also searched and found a profound meaning of it.. Flerg, another term for foreskin??

  3. mike Says:

    they were talking about Palin being called a MILF, so FLURG is another acronym. hxxp://www.kentomatic.com/acronyms/the-definition-of-flurg-or-flurge

  4. AJ Says:

    FirstLadyI’dLikeToGetElected (but not have sex with)
    flirge.

  5. Tammy Says:

    Just a small correction — it wasn’t two senators, it was one senator (Hillary Clinton played by Amy Poehler) and one governor (Sarah Palin played by Tina Fey). Other than that, thanks for the post :)

  6. hillary clinton Says:

    I googled it and I did not like it one bit.

  7. jayl Says:

    noted. thanks tammy for the correction.

  8. Johnson Says:

    Fat Lesbian Under Real Guy

  9. Judy Says:

    You can find most any slang meaning on http://www.urbandictionary.com/

  10. Bertha Says:

    Flurg — Blogs, Pictures, and more on WordPress

    This site says it stands for “First Lady is Really Gay” - FLIRG

  11. HankyTanky Says:

    Obama 08!

  12. Michelle Says:

    FLIRGE (n.): First Lady I’d Rather Get Elected (than have sex with)

  13. john Says:

    Probably the closest is one I found on another site: FLIRGE - First Lady I’d Rather Give an Enema to…..

  14. atwork Says:

    First Lady Is Really Gay OR First Lady Is Really a Guy…..???

  15. David Drummond Says:

    A.J. nailed i, I think… except it should probably read First Lady I’d Rather Get Elected. FLIRGE.

  16. Raphael Says:

    Its actually “FLIRG”

    “First Lady is Really Gay”
    or
    First lady is really a guy

  17. Mark Says:

    The term apparently is spelled FLIRG and either means, “The First Lady is really Gay” or “The First Lady Is Really a Guy”…which makes much more sense than the other definitions I’ve encountered.

  18. GlennR Says:

    It stands for First Lady Is Really Gay (GLIRG).

  19. strega29 Says:

    It’s FLIRG - First Lady is Really Gay - and goes back to the ’90’s.

  20. jimmy jesus Says:

    the word is “FLIRG” and it means “First Lady Is Really Gay”

  21. Hillary Says:

    Flirg:
    First Lady is Really a Guy
    or
    First Lady I’d Rim Job

  22. Stacy Says:

    From Urban Dictionary:

    1. Flerg

    1.) The state of a man’s penis when it is not erect.

    2.) The foreskin of a man’s penis.
    “man, that cold water sure gave me a flerg”

    “aww dude, that bunk chick turned my wood to a flerg”

  23. Sam Says:

    It’s flerg, meaning foreskin or flaccid penis. The joke is that she’s old and wrinkly and about as attractive as a foreskin/flaccid penis.

  24. Stacy Says:

    Geeze, it almost sounds like we should vote! They are making opposite comparisons, hence: cankles (fat calf + fat ankle = cankle) and the opposite of a MILF could be either “First Lady is a guy” or flaccid penis (hence, boner shrinker). Either way - it was a riot of a skit!

  25. Adam Says:

    The word is actually FLIRG- First Lady Is Really Gay.

    End of story.

  26. epinine Says:

    foreskin on a man’s penis. gross.

    OBAMA ‘08!

  27. Amy Poehler Says:

    I’m Amy Poehler and the definition of the word “flerge” I used in the September 13th skit is: the foreskin of a man’s penis, as some of you have already pointed out. Thanks for watching the show!
    -A.P.

  28. the REAL amy poehler Says:

    Disregard that cheap charlatan above masquerading as me.
    Everyone knows FLIRJ means First Lady I’d Rim Job.

    Its the only thing that makes sense. Its a takeoff on MILF used in a sketch based on mirror images, substituting one feminine title of respect not formerly associated with sex appeal for another, and substituting one sex act for another. (First Lady instead of Mom, Rimjob instead of Fuck)
    duh…

  29. Starbuc1 Says:

    First Lady I would like to see GetElected ( but not f**k). Seems to fit with with the MILF comment but I’ve seen alot about FLIRJ of late, another take on this one. However, I just can’t grasp the concept of Hilary and a “rim job”, EVER. Regardless, she is a far better choice than the two we are left with in this election. During the Bill Clinton era who do you think was making all the real decisions? He was busy chasing tail, she has always been the brain and ambition in that marriage.

  30. Jarboe Says:

    F at
    F at. Duh
    L esbian
    I ‘d
    R ather
    G ag. Or
    F at
    L esbian
    I ‘ d
    R ather
    J ack. (it)

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